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Three Skins for the Price of Fun — Deadwood Makes Wood — Bewitching Sex Hex — Mia Farrow's Wedding Crashers
June 12, 2007
There are thrillers and then there are pants thrillers. 52 Pick-Up, out today on DVD, is one great movie that straddles both spheres. You'll be straddling your dipstick thanks to three of the hottest actresses ever to get naked onscreen. Kelly Preston starts things off before the ten-minute mark with a video of her ass getting balled by Roy Scheider. There's more of that video to come, and you'll come when Kelly's boobs are bound and then she's shot dead topless-if you go that way. More traditionally arousing is porn star Amber Lynn showing off her boobs at a party, and Prince protege Vanity stripping for a Polaroid-snapping Scheider. You'll like what develops.
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Your wood will be anything but dead watching Deadwood: The Complete Third Season, which is out on DVD today. The HBO Western proves there was more to ride than just horses back in the really wild West. There was Kim Dickens in "Unauthorized Cinnamon" getting les-be-friendly with Robin Weigert. Cynthia Ettinger flashes one big boob in "Full Faith and Credit." "The Catbird Seat" doesn't expose Ashleigh Kizer's round nest but does allow one of her birds to set flight. In the same episode, Paula Malcomson flashes her boobs, bush, and then a gun to shoot the peeper. In "Tell Him Something Pretty," Sarah Pachelli gets a gun to her head and pops a boob to distract her attacker. That's how the West was hung!
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They're two great words that go so well together, so it's amazing they haven't clicked until now. With the release of Sex Hex today on DVD the worlds of witchcraft and wanton wenches unite, with X marking the spot of sexy. The Seduction Cinema crew populates this kinky drama with the usual (hot) suspects: Darian Caine and A.J. Khan, along with the aptly named Molly Heartbreaker and some new blood to the Skinsider in Sativa Verte. Add nude pros Jackie Stevens and Sabrina Faire and this hex will bedazzle your magic wand.
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A Wedding, out today on DVD, is a mid-career comedy-drama from the late Robert Altman. It features some skin from ex-Frank Sinatra and Woody Allen squeeze Mia Farrow in her penultimate career nudity. She poses with a bunch of flowers, a veil over her head, and nothing else. It's a nice look at this skinny minnie's mams. You may not want holy matrimony after seeing Mia naked, but you will want to get into her hole-y.
