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If...., And, and Butts! — In a Dirty Place — Let Nia Peeples Go — Kitty Winn's Needle Park
June 19, 2007
If…. is a classic piece of English satire. It reminds the Skinsider of all those What If… comic books I bought as a child, only a more adult version. Adult, you say? Yes, if you consider it adult to see nude actresses such as Mary MacLeod, a busty full-figured blonde making her first and breast flash onscreen (all massive three B’s of her!), and Christine Noonan, who gets topless with the movie’s star, Malcolm McDowell. The movie is out today on DVD, so you can relive these classic Tea&A scenes from a couple of English strumpets over and over again.
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In a Dark Place, out today on DVD, will put viewers in a bright spot. That’s because the movie features Tara Fitzgerald and Leelee Sobieski in various skinful bath, lesbian, and masturbation scenes. There’s even a body double, so keep your eyes peeled and see if you can figure out who doesn’t take her skin bullet. Could it be the small-breasted Tara, who’s shown her stuff in a dozen flicks, or large-breasted Leelee, who only has one skin credit to her name besides this? Ah, sweet mystery . . .
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If you want to see Nia Peeples’s peeples than you’ll have to go Inside Out, the crime drama out on DVD today. She appears to bare a breast, but it’s actually a body double. But since Nia has never let her Peeples go before, this is about as close to a flash as you’re going to get. The movie also features a cheeky exposure from Kate Walsh, of Grey’s Anatomy fame. If you want to catch this redhead’s anatomy, though, you’ll have to look up Three Below Zero for some boob.
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Oh, the nostalgia for New York City past. There was a time when the Naked City was just that, and also crime-ridden and drug-infested. That latter is exposed in the classic piece of ’70s grit The Panic in Needle Park, out today on DVD and starring Kitty Winn in her sole skin onscreen. She shows her jugs, which are anything but needles, but junkie Al Pacino only has eyes for dope. What a dope.
