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Christina Ricci Moans — Going Under, Getting Off — Joanna Going, Going, Gone! — Nikki Schieler Ziering Strips
June 26, 2007
Black Snake Moan sounds like it could be the name of a porno movie. But what porno features the heavy hitters of Christina Ricci? Though her girls aren’t given the prominence they received in Prozac Nation, which is depressing, Black Snake Moan, out today on DVD, is sexy enough to stir your trouser snake. She first lets them slither out at the start of the flick in a lovemaking scene with Justin Timberlake. They come out to play four more times. That and we get to see Samuel L. Jackson walk Christina “like a mule” through his fields in her panties. That’s not the Skinsider speaking metaphorically; it really happens in the movie. Hee haw!
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Take some lesbianism and add a pinch of kinky fetish sex and you have a recipe for the raunchy drama Going Under, out today on DVD. The movie stars Geno Lechner and Miho Nikaido, a German actress and a Japanese actress, respectively, providing the axis of arousal right from the very beginning when the two expose their lovely T&A in a les-be-humping sex scene. There are plenty of skinless but horny S&M scenes, but Geno and Miho deliver the dirtiest bits. Both are old pros at showing off their skin in weirdly hot flicks, but Geno goes the extra mile when she flashes her floppers again late in the picture. You’ll like what develops in your pants.
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Washington D.C. isn’t only famous as the seat of government in the U.S., it’s also famous for Joanna Going’s seat cushions. The small-breasted, black-haired beauty has been showing off her lovely constitution since Wyatt Earp and continued to stitch up a fine skin career with How to Make an American Quilt, Keys to Tulsa, and Commandments. Her latest flash is in the drama Lola, out today on DVD. Joanna strips out of her blonde wig and everything else to hang out topless with Sabrina Grdevich in a sauna. Steamy.
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Strippers. What would cinema be without them? A sadder place for the Skinsider, that’s for sure. Thankfully there are plenty of the ladies of the night to brighten the romantic comedy Standing Still, out today on DVD. Eva Derrek and Carla Harvey are strippers who go from pole dancing to pole bonking when they leave the stage at a bachelor party to give the bachelor a threeway reason for ignoring his nuptials. Buxom blonde Nikki Schieler Ziering also struts her ample stuff at the strip club, though she doesn’t follow the party to the private room. Still, any party with Nikki is one not to miss.
