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July 3, 2007
If you think the hood’s a scary place, wait until you get a glimpse of Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror, out today on DVD. The horror flick has as many laughs as it does frights and an equal amount of lusty looks at some of the finest bitches in Snoop Dogg’s doghouse. The anthology, hosted, naturally, by Snoop Dogg, features skin from “Young Babe” Jillian Difusco and “Foxy” Latina Yadi Valerio, both making their nude debuts. Busty blonde Brande Roderick, usually a freewheeling nudist, makes a skingy appearance here. Come on, Snoop, what were you smoking?
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Ah, Spanish comedies, they make you laugh and they make you come. Gente pez, out today on DVD, is just such an animal, and thanks to a lusty flash from lusty Latina Laura Domínguez you’ll be howling in your pants. The pretty brunette makes her nude debut here flashing her cupfuls. Your cup will runneth over.
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Music lovers rejoice: Puccini for Beginners, a lesbian comedy-romance, is out today on DVD. Though it doesn’t feature any real nudity, it does showcase some of the screen’s finer talents. Gretchen Mol, of The Notorious Bettie Page fame, isn’t as notorious here, but she continues to deliver the sexy KO. Waiflike beauty Julianne Nicholson, who got kinky in Kinsey, is equally arousing, if not as skinful. And you may remember Elizabeth Reaser from her brief sexposure in Sweet Land. Though not as sweet here, she’s still a treat. Grab your baton and conduct yourself!
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For some, high school is a place best left to history. But if you roamed the halls of Degrassi High then you’d never want to graduate. That’s because this Canadian series has some of the sexiest students ever to matriculate. Now, matriculate is really a word used to describe entering a college or university, not high school, but it sounds so much like masturbate that the Skinsider is willing to do poorly on his SATs just to see some TAB from the girls in Degrassi: The Next Generation Season 5, out today on DVD. OK, there’s no real skin, but regulars Deanna Casaluce, Lauren Collins, and Debra McCabe will still sharpen your pencil.
