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Survivor Done Right — Amber Valletta Models Her Skin — A Bunny's Tail — Elizabeth Reaser's Nude Debut
July 10, 2007
The Skinsider has always felt that the reality-TV craze was missing something. More accurately, it had too much of something. That something is clothing. Sure, many of the babes of the original reality blockbuster Survivor stripped down to their skivvies, but that was not far enough. That glaring omission has been at last addressed in Bare Naked Survivor, out today on DVD, a true contest for the truly perverted, which stars some of today’s hottest softcore talents: Aria Giovanni, Shauna O’Brien, and Julie K. Smith—to name but a hot few. Everyone wins this competition!
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Waif model Amber Valletta has been strutting her sexy stuff since she was fifteen. And while she may have come hot off the presses and raunchy on the runway, her filmic work has been surprisingly skingy . . . until now. She has hosted MTV’s House of Style and gave you reason to discharge your weapon in the actioner Transporter 2, but with The Last Time, out today on DVD, Amber finally flashes her jewels. That is her breasts, which are quite nice. Now when’s the rest of the package getting unwrapped?
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Everybody wants to know who will be the Playboy: Playmate of the Year 2007, which comes out today on DVD. But Hugh Hefner is more secretive than J.K. Rowling when it comes to spoilers in her Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the series’s highly anticipated finale. Far more interesting is Hef’s choice, though no spoiler alert is necessary to say she’ll come naked and you’ll just come. The wait is nearly over. Do you feel the anticipation in your pants?
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With a name like Sweet Land, out today on DVD, you know this is going to be a sweet treat. And it is, especially if you’re a fan of Elizabeth Reaser, the pretty brunette on Saved. The Skinsider was just rhapsodizing about this act-chest last week in my review of Puccini for Beginners. Well, she’s note perfect in this drama, though her flash could have been longer. Still, it’s a start to what will hopefully become a very dirty career.
