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July 17, 2007
Most think of London as the epicenter of the Swinging ’60s. Perhaps. But if you’re talking about naked swinging body parts, then New York City is your town. That’s because it was the decedent center of the world, as illustrated in the Edie Sedgwick biopic Factory Girl, out today on DVD. She was one of Andy Warhol’s superstars, and despite the great artist’s sexual orientation, he knew a thing or two about beauties. So does Sienna Miller, who plays the ill-fated sex symbol and plays her very skinfully as she exposes her breasts, butt, and even goes full frontal in the name of art. It’ll paint a pretty picture in your pants.
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The days of the dirty double features may be behind us, but thanks to DVD you can always have a drive-in experience in your living room. The Flamingo Kid/The Last American Virgin: Double Feature is out today, and it’s a twofer that’s sure to please your onefer. The former isn’t very skinful, though Janet Jones and Jessica Walter are hotter than Florida in August. The Last American Virgin, based on an infamous Israeli teen-sex-comedy series, is more skin friendly with nude scenes from Diane Franklin, Gerri Idol, Louisa Moritz, and Tess Richarde. You may be a virgin going in, but by the ending credits you won’t be!
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The Skinsider couldn’t be happier as The Happy Hooker Trilogy finally comes to DVD. The original features some nice nudity from Anita Morris, though surprisingly none by Lynn Redgrave, playing author Xaviera Hollander. By The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington the pork bellies were bloated with nine nudes, including Raven De La Croix and Louisa Moritz, though, again, Joey Heatherton as Xaviera was skingy. There was only one more place for the Happy Hooker to go, and she rounded out the series with The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood. Finally, Martine Beswicke as Xaviera shows her Hollywood Hills and Valley, which was worth the wait.
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If the Skinsider was stuck on a deserted island with only one DVD it would be this, Showgirls: Fully Exposed Edition, which is out today. Without hyperbole, it is the greatest skin flick ever made. God Himself couldn’t have created a better movie. From Elizabeth Berkley’s skin turn to Gina Gershon’s portrayal of the hottest sickie of all time, this movie has it all—and by all, of course, the Skinsider means tits, ass, and bush. The DVD doesn’t add any deleted scenes or extra nudity but does feature the girls from Scores with lap-dancing tips, which is sure to please your tip.
