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Sexy Smells from Perfume — Cashback Cuties — Naked Angels — Sex Trek
July 24, 2007
If you’ve worked a flavor-and-fragrance beat at a weekly chemical-market trade, as the Skinsider used to, then you’ve heard about pheromones, chemical compounds produced and secreted by a body that influence another’s behavior. It’s the body’s natural perfume, a biological turn-on that is explored in Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, out today on DVD. What’s that smell? It’s French tart Sara Forestier showing off her itty bitties or getting-it-on German Karoline Herfurth having her small wonders ravaged in a passionate lovemaking scene. Don’t forget about good German Jessica Schwarz, who’ll please your schwang with her meaty mams, or sexy Spaniard Cristina Solá, who flashes the biggest breasts of the bunch. Ah, the smell of arousal.
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Comedy and romance. What a fine combination. And those Brits know how to mix it up good, that is with lots of nudity in Cashback, out today on DVD. They’re not great on naming characters, though, such as Irene Bagach playing Beautiful Girl, but if it fits wear it—and, oh, to wear Irene, who’s topless in a grocery store! Busty Hayley-Marie Coppin is the Swedish Student and makes her country proud with a three-B sexposure. Keeley Hazell is simply billed as Naked Girl, and she lives up to the description. Though she’s not fully nude, her massive mams make more than an impression as she shops. Two for one! Finally Janine-May Tinsley is not just another big-breasted babe, she has an actual name in the flick, Natalie, and, yes, she shows off her boobs as well, stripping at a party. No cause to ask for cash back here.
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The Exterminating Angels is why art films are so important. They feature foreign nudes! This fantasy fulfills many one-handed fantasies thanks to fantasy figures such as Marie Allan getting fully nude, Lise Bellynck also going full frontal, Maroussia Dubreuil keeping the trend alive with more bush bearing, and, yes, a full streak: Apolline Louis gives up the three B’s as well. Whew, the Skinsider needs a drink of water to refresh my sapped sack.
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Enterprising Jolene Blalock continues to go where no man has gone before, well, some lucky few have and many others will watch thanks to Slow Burn, out today on DVD, another look at this Enterprise alien’s arousing heavenly bodies. She’s flashed her fanny and some shadowy tit on TV, but this is her first big-screen flash. It’s a nice look at her topless, though she is wearing a mask on her face. What, you didn’t know she had a face?
