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300 Ways to Whack Off — Juliette Lewis's Award-Winning Tits — Lusting Traci Lords — Busty Bloodlines
July 31, 2007
Frank Miller may be a comic-book genius, but his gory story of the Battle of Thermopylae is vastly improved in the screen adaptation 300, which gets the 2 Disc Special Edition release today. Sure, Miller is a whiz with the pen and ink, but your quill will find the more fleshed out perv-formances by Kelly Craig (specially her left breast and buns eighteen minutes into the show) and Lena Headey (breasts in a lovemaking scene twenty-two minutes into the film) drawing a prettier picture. There’s also uncredited nudity, but they get extra credit in the Skinsider’s pants.
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The Darwin Awards, out today on DVD, is the natural progression of an Internet phenomenon. It features some heavy talent, such as Winona Ryder, Julianna Margulies, and Nora Dunn. Sadly none of these fine ladies awards viewers with their trophies. Ah, but then the Skinsider forgot to mention Juliette Lewis, who’s always good for a flash. Her boobs make an appearance while getting banged by her man in bed. Darwin would be proud. That’s natural selection at work.
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Blessed be the body of Traci Lords. But the good Lords giveth and the good Lords taketh away. While she flaunted every inch of her underage body in some of the most notorious pornos of all time, Traci turned both eighteen and skingy. Oh sure, she appeared naked in a couple of flicks, once a decade after her infamous outing as an immature treat. So that means we’re due another sexposure, but sadly it’s not in Novel Romance, a comedy out on DVD today. Not that the movie is completely without merit. Traci always looks hot, and Wendy Rae Fowler adds some fire with her brief T&A coming out of bed. You’ll just come.
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Who’s afraid of Tracy Kay Wolfe? Not the Skinsider, but Tracy is afraid of skin. She’s not afraid of getting kinky with costar Molly Berg, who ties her to a bed for a brutal bedroom scene in Bloodlines, a horror flick out on DVD today. Molly likes beds. Earlier in the picture her small wonders are sweaty and bouncing on top of her boyfriend as he puts the fear of sex into her.
