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The Horndog Problem — School's Out, So Are Tits — Are you Getting' It? — Raunchy Rome
August 7, 2007
The Dog Problem, out today on DVD, is a comedy that says a dog is man’s best friend. But what really wags dog owner Giovanni Ribisi are human bitches, such as redheaded waitress Jennifer Carpenter, beautiful blonde Mena Suvari, and Lynn Collins, playing a stripper. She is seen changing but is rather bashful for a girl of her profession and covers up her boobs. Another stripper, Joanna Krupa, in the same scene, lets her moneymakers boggle the mind. Now if only she’d let her pussy do the dog.
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The Spanish comedy Fin de curso, which is out today on DVD, doesn’t sound like much. But if you translate it to School’s Out then the temptation of seeing nubile teens is almost more than one’s pants can bear. The actresses may not be that young, but they are naked. Carla Salgueiro shows her breasts, Sara Graça also bares her boobs, and Aida Folch lets one tit out to say hello. Do wave back with the one hand that’s not down your pants.
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The Skinsider must be in a funny mood, because I’m about to review yet another comedy. Gettin’ It is a modern B-movie that pleases the old-fashioned way, with lots of hot exposed skin. Busty blonde Jessica Canseco flashes her super sacks in two scenes and buns in another, and she must have really liked shooting one of those scenes, as it was filmed from multiple angles for the extras section on the DVD. The extra reel is full of fine females, such as Estephania LeBaron, who appears in a thong and then topless, though it’s a body double’s doubles. There’s some spicy T&A from Tara Rice while cooking in the kitchen, which means that every viewer will be getting something.
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Rome wasn’t built in a day is the expression, but Rome, the HBO series, took only two seasons before it got canned. The Complete Second Season is out today on DVD, and the Skinsider has come to praise the show, not bury it. Much praise goes out to Noa Bodner, who removes not only her clothes in bed but her wig as well, revealing boobs, butt, and the only hair she has . . . between her legs! Kerry Condon shows off some T&A in bed—is that all these Romans do? Alice Henley is another sex-crazed Roman, showing off her Roman columns and some bush in a hot sex scene. Lyndsey Marshal as Cleopatra isn’t in de-Nile about her hotness, as she exposes every inch of her noble body. Finally there’s Zuleikha Robinson, who’s back in bed naked, which is why Rome was built in a lay.
