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Rodney Dangerfield and Boobs — Howling at Ellen Barkin — Robin Tunney's Devil Dogs — Psycho Sexy
August 14, 2007
The world of film has lost a lot of powerhouses recently, from Ingmar Bergman to Michelangelo Antonioni, but the biggest loss was back in 2004 when funnyman Rodney Dangerfield took his final curtain call. At least he leaves us with a library of lustful laughs, such as Back to School: Extra Curricular Edition, which is out on DVD today. The blockbuster features some boob busters in an early scene featuring Leslie Huntly as Coed #1, and she’s A#1 in the Skinsider’s pants. Her breasts are big and wet when Rodney peeks in on her in the shower. Now that’s college matriculation.
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There’s little the Skinsider likes more than a double feature, especially the kind that exposes an actress’s doubles. The set of The Bone Collector/Sea of Love is out today on DVD, but surprisingly the provocatively entitled former is not the skin winner here; rather the less obvious latter holds all the boobs. The erotically charged thriller stars Ellen Barkin as a femme fatale who flashes enough T&A to make viewers feel enlivened where it counts. Well, truthfully they’ll feel themselves, which is even better.
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Another double feature is out today on DVD. End of Days/Virus is again only half arousing, but that half is fully erect thanks to a quartet of cuties taking off their clothing. The Arnold Schwarzenegger demonic thriller features Satan playing with Melissa Mascara’s nipples in a restaurant scene (I’ll have what he’s having). Linda Pine and Lynn Marie Sager are a mother-daughter team who gives the Devil his due. But the hottest piece is the angelic Robin Tunney, whom viewers may recall from the horror flick The Craft. She flashes her bewitching boobs.
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What’s better than a double feature? A triple feature, such as Psycho II/Psycho III/Psycho IV: The Beginning, which is out today on DVD. It took a couple of decades for the sequel of Alfred Hitchcock’s horror classic to make it to the big screen, but it was worth it. Psycho II features some 3B sexposure from Meg Tilly. Now, sadly, we know it’s her sister who’s the really skinful one. So yes, this is a body double—but what a body. Psycho III doubles the skintertainment with the aptly named Juliette Cummins revealing her mini-mams and Diana Scarwid providing T&A. OK. It’s really body double Brinke Stevens, but are you complaining? The made-for-TV Psycho IV: The Beginning features Romeo and Juliet hottie Olivia Hussey showing her poetic couplets. Your penis will be tied up in iambic pentameter.
