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Dance to the Music in Your Pants — Robert Altman's Naked Women — Nasty Justine de Sade — Vivacious Vanessa
August 28, 2007
A Dance to the Music of Time is a pretentiously named mini-series from England. It’s about family or something. Who knows? The Skinsider watched the series with one finger on the fast-forward button and the other . . . well, decency prevents me from revealing that. Let it be known, however, that both hands were in use when Claire Skinner gave up her three B’s for the camera. God bless England and its boob tube. Also, Miranda Richardson, an actress of some renown Stateside, adds to her reputation with an exposure of her bosom—jolly good show!
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Robert Altman may be dead, but his ensemble comedies live on. Out today and getting the Special Edition treatment is one of his best: Dr. T and the Women. What’s so great about it? Well, how about that almost all of those women get naked. We’re talking big names here: Farrah Fawcett shows us all her Charlie’s angels; Helen Hunt reveals her orchestra and balcony; Holly Pelham only gives up a left breast; and Janine Turner flashes her full moon. You’ll howl. Sadly Kate Hudson is only sexy, as if you’ll even notice.
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The Marquis de Sade was only half of the kinky story. There was also Justine de Sade, out today on DVD, his favorite plaything. She gets a movie of her own and it’s a treat. Alice Arno, a busty French tart, makes her nude debut here. She made one other film, but it pales in comparison to the fetishistic flesh that Alice bears—and she leaves no hole barred. The film gets the superior treatment you’d expect from Blue Underground. You’ll whip yourself into a frenzy.
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Speaking of Blue Underground, the dirty minds at Severin came up from that lusty label and have created a horny of plenty themselves with great sexploitation reissues. Their latest is the X-rated German pants-pleaser Vanessa. It stars Olivia Pascal and Uschi Zech, as well as many anonymous nudes. There’s lots of flesh in all manner of perverse combinations, including girl-girl action and some bondage and torture for those who go that way. Go, now, and get this classic!
