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Barbara Crampton's Jugs — Pretty Things, Nuff Said — Isabelle Huppert's Public Property — Snoop Dogg Throws You a Boner
September 11, 2007
Stuart Gordon brought two great tastes that taste great together back together. That’s sex and horror. With a series of sexy thrillers he proved why a scream is not that far removed from an orgasmic moan. One of his best is getting a re-release in a special Director’s Cut edition. From Beyond is out on DVD today. The movie stars one of Gordon’s sexiest collaborators, Barbara Crampton, who appeared nude in his classic Re-Animator. Here she’s only in a thong and bears some boob, but that’s better than a kick in the nuts—unless you go that way.
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Pretty Things is a lesbian drama out of France. Just writing that sentence is enough to soil the Skinsider’s pants. Watching it is even better. Don’t trust me; trust my laundress. Marion Cotillard plays twin sisters. When one of the sisters dies, the other unearths her kinky secret life of sex, drugs, and, well isn’t that enough? The difference between the two sisters is quickly erased as Marion gets into some doggy-style sex and flashes all of her finery for the camera. Oh, sister!
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Even in her fifties Isabelle Huppert is more than doable, she’s masturbation-able. In the French drama Private Property, her latest flash out today on DVD, she only exposes her right breast, but that’s a breast that’s launched countless hard-ons and shows no sign of retiring. Also sexy in the film is Raphaëlle Lubansu. She has sex in a black bra. You’ll want to spank her, but spank yourself instead.
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He may be notorious, but when it comes to making movies, Snoop Dogg is rather conventional—in a great way, of course. We’re talking about horror movies, and Snoop makes his entry into the genre an omnibus of sex and scares. Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror features some yummy flesh from Jillian Difusco and Yadi Valerio, both first-timers, and some sexy non-nudity from Brande Roderick and Rayna Tharani. You’ll be digging for your bone.
