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Triple-X Files — Severance Package Pleaser — Sexy Sisters — Busty Peggy Bundy
September 18, 2007
Everyone wants closure. Without it, you may as well pay for a massage and not get a happy ending. Thankfully the film Closure has a happy ending. OK, you don’t have to wait till the end to see Gillian Anderson’s thonged rear end. Nor will you have to wait until the finale to see Gillian’s finery, as in breasts. The former X Files agent is onto something really extraterrestrial here—her heavenly boobies!
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Severance is usually a good thing, a bit of cushion to break the fall of financial ruin after losing your job. But Severance, out today on DVD, is a horror flick and hopefully not part of your benefits package. That other package, however, may find this Severance a happy thing, especially if you’re hungry for hot Hungarians. Juli Drajkó and Judit Viktor both show off their breasts. It’s the first exposure for both but hopefully not their last. Forget about downsizing; there’s an upside to this Severance!
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Brothers & Sisters sounds like some revolutionary soap opera of the late ’60s, but it’s actually a contemporary boob-tube series about the trials and tribulations of a family’s adult siblings. In Season One, out today on DVD, there’s no extra value added, as in nudity, because there was no skin in the original broadcast. Still, with eye candy like Calista Flockhart, Rachel Griffiths, and Sally Field, these sisters will be making your pants revolt.
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Who says jiggle TV peaked in the ’70s? It was alive and well in the early ’90s, when Married… with Children was jiggling into its seventh season, which is being released on DVD today. Sure, the days of porn stars like Teri Weigel guest starring were behind us, but Katey Sagal as Peg Bundy still made every man sitting with his hands in his pants at home feel a little like Al Bundy (Ed O’Neill). But if you really want to feel something special, fast forward to Christina Applegate’s scenes and be thankful you’re not married with her as your child. That’d be too weird.
