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Mr. Skin in Knocked Up — Black Book, Bared Boobs, Bush, and Buns — Ashley Judd Bugs Out — Out, Out, Damn Skin!
September 25, 2007
Judd Apatow is not only a very funny man who knows that man does not live by laughs alone (he’s also a very lusty man). But Apatow is no stranger to what men want. Yes, skin, of course. And there’s plenty of it in Knocked Up: 2 Disc Collector’s Edition, out today on DVD, including the tits of Nautica Thorn, Stormy Daniels, and Emerson Riley. But there’s also skin in the proper-noun sense. Yes, the Skinsider is speaking about his esteemed colleague Mr. Skin. The website gets its mainstream Hollywood close-up in a hilarious subplot that may not be the first thing you fast-forward to, but then even Mr. Skin himself goes for the skin before admiring himself in the mirror of celebrity.
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Remember the “little black book,” you know, the one every bachelor carried with the names and numbers of the hottest hotties? Well, forget it, because there’s a new Black Book in town. This one is a movie, out today on DVD, directed by everyone’s favorite auteur, Paul Verhoeven. Though it may not be in a league with Showgirls—but what is?—this war drama features the blitzkrieg boobs, bush, and buns of Carice van Houten, already a fur-bearer from a few years back in De Passievrucht, which didn’t get much Stateside exposure. Carice is all about sexposure and she, with a little help from Halina Reijn, makes Black Book the sure antidote to blue balls.
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Another big-time director helms the horror vehicle Bug, which is out today in a Special Edition. That hotshot is William Friedkin of The Exorcist fame. Why should you hitch a ride? If you like a trip down the hairy path with Ashley Judd, then do fasten your seatbelt. At the 38-minute mark Ashley is making whoopee, showing off not only the Judd sisters but some bush for good measure. You’ll measure up. About an hour later she lets the three B’s out for a walk in the middle of a well-lit room. Va-va-va-voom!
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Who knew William Shakespeare was such a perv? If you’ve only read his plays in high school, it’s time to take another look. And looking isn’t all you’ll be doing watching Macbeth, out today on DVD. The story of royal intrigue and murder is also liberally spiced with some fine thespian skin. There’s Victoria Hill, as Lady Macbeth, flashing her macboobs, and Chloe Armstrong, Kate Bell, and Miranda Nation, all first-time flashers, round out the action as a trio of witches who shows off some bewitching T&A. There’ll be some bubble, bubble, toil and trouble in your pants.
