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Emmanuelle, Better than Ever — Undead Skin — Raunchy Rocky — Lusty Lucy Liu
October 9, 2007
Emmanuelle, say it loudly and there’s music playing. Say it softly and it’s almost like praying. Well, your prayers have been answered. Today marks not only the release of Emmanuelle: Unrated Special Edition but also the release of uncountable orgasms across the male universe. There is no other appropriate response to witnessing the sexploitation classic with Sylvia Kristel in the titular role with lots of full-frontal support from Christine Boisson, Marika Green, and Jeanne Colletin. This is the movie that keeps on giving until it hurts. Just add ice, relax for a couple of days, and then get back to spanking your one-handed applause for this spermtacular.
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Zombies have almost become cliché. They’re as old as the famous Universal monsters of filmdom but didn’t reach iconic status until Night of the Living Dead. Now everybody has to make a zombie movie, sort of like a horror rite of passage. But as long as they continue to do it as sexy as 28 Weeks Later…, the scary sequel out today on DVD, you won’t hear the Skinsider complaining. There’s some anonymous skin, which is always a pleasant surprise, but even better is the right tit of Catherine McCormack, familiar to the whack-off pack from her skintacular turns in The Tailor of Panama, Braveheart, and many others. Let the zombies eat their brains; we’ll dine on the softer parts further south.
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If you ever wanted to see Rocky really flying high, now’s your opportunity. Italian Stallion, Sylvester Stallone’s softcore pre-fame sex film, is out today on DVD. There’s not much plot, unless you consider orgies interesting narratives, and if you’re on this site you obviously do. Some of the actresses the Skinsider would obviously do include Janet Banzet, a vet of early era erotica, and Henrietta Holm in her sole skin onscreen. This one is sure to T-KO your crotch.
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If you need a reason to rise, then check out Rise: Blood Hunter (Unrated Edition). The movie is true to its name thanks to some T&A from everyone’s favorite Asian arouser Lucy Liu. But the tempting dark-haired sex symbol is pleasantly balanced with some lighter fare in the blonde boobs of knockout Cameron Richerson. If those breasts look familiar you may have seen them earlier in The Good Humor Man. Don’t you want to lick those sweet teats?
