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Hot Hostels — Sexy Saw III — What Gets Stanley Kubrick Hard? — Whack off to The Sopranos — The L Word Equals Lust
October 23, 2007
A hostel is usually associated with youthful trips across Europe, just like the horror series Hostel, which today releases a 2 Disc Director’s Cut. Let’s hope that vacationing kids have had more pleasant experiences than the torture and bloodshed of these movies. Still, interspersed between those acts of violence are acts of arousal, including some great skin from Jana Kaderabkova, Barbara Nedeljakova, Sandy Style, Natali Tothova, and Paula Wild. People tend to remember only the good, so that’s why our intrepid vacationers returned for Hostel: Part II (Unrated Director’s Cut), also out today, to partake in the European charms of Monika Malacova and Heather Matarazzo. It’s a trip!
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Another popular series of excruciating terror is Saw, and the third film in the series is out today, Saw III: Director’s Cut. Though no proponent of violence toward women, the Skinsider has to say it was chilling to see Debra McCabe chained nude from the ceiling and hosed down in a freezer. That’s the kind of meat locker we’d all love to have in our basements. Yes, see Saw.
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Directors are known for many things, and Stanley Kubrick should be remembered for creating some of the sexiest films ever to be projected on screen. Some of his hottest are now boxed in the set Stanley Kubrick Collection, out today on DVD. Let’s start with the oldest and perhaps breast of Kubrick’s kink, A Clockwork Orange, which starts with Adrienne Corri’s full-frontal rape scene and continues from there with naked nurse Carol Drinkwater, more forced entry with Cheryl Grunwald, a fast-motion ménage-à-trois with Gillian Hills and Barbara Scott, more violent sex with Shirley Jaffe, aversion therapy with the arousing Virginia Wetherell, and a copulating climax with Katya Wyeth. Then there’s The Shining, with its spooky skin from a young and hot Lia Beldam and an old and hot Billie Gibson. Finally, there’s Kubrick’s masturbation piece, Eyes Wide Shut, which, besides some big-budget boobs from Nicole Kidman, features kinky orgies, furry action from Julienne Davis, and a barely there G-strung Lisa Leone. Keep your eyes wide open.
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Rambo taught us that nothing is over. But, sadly, even Rambo can be wrong. The greatest show on the boob tube is now kaput. But you can relive the controversial ending with the final half of the last season released on DVD today: The Sopranos: Season 6, Part 2. From a topless Jen Araki getting crushed in the mattress under the bulk of mob boss James Gandolfini’s larger than life Tony Soprano in “Remember When” to Sarah Shahi riding Tony’s salami in “Kennedy and Heidi,” this show delivers the goods. It’s sad to see the good fellas go. But, Bada-Bing, what times we’ve had.
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Jennifer Beals may not have gotten skinful, but she’s awfully sinful in The L Word: The Complete Fourth Season, which is out on DVD today. In “Lesson Number One” and “Luck Be a Lady” she and Marlee Matlin can’t keep their lips off of one another. You’ll be unable to keep your hands off of yourself. Then there’s Élodie Bouchez and Mia Kirshner getting all bound and bawdy in “Legend in the Making.” Ulla Friis makes the best of a thong in “Lez Girls,” even though she’s with a guy. But back to the L’s, Janina Gavankar and Leisha Hailey get niptastic in bed in “Livin’ La Vida Loca.” Finally, we get some out boobs when Sandrine Holt and Rachel Shelley get les-be-friendly in “Lesson Number One” and “Little Boy Blue.” That’s nice, because the Skinsider’s little boy was beginning to get a little blue itself.
