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November 6, 2007
There are certain things that are always funny, such as a dog driving a car and homosexuality. Such is the premise of the Adam Sandler comedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry . . . no, not dogs, gays! But despite the queer context there are more than enough girlie jiggles to swish your stick to in Chuck and Larry, out today on DVD. First of all, the flick offers one of the rare opportunities to see Jessica Biel naked, not her body double as in London or a quick down-the-pants crack shot in the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Sure it’s just another hint of butt crack from the 7th Heaven star, but she’s wearing skimpy undies and there’s no scary Leatherface in sight.
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Pretty Things, out today on DVD, is a lesbian drama from France starring one of skindom’s most skinful, Marion Cotillard. In fact, you get twice the Marion, as she plays twin sisters. You also get to see Marion’s twin knockers, which are a lot of natural goodness, so much so you’d be happy with just that. But this stunning brunette is very generous with her very sexy body. As she’s lying in bed with her tits out the camera pans down and then you get a full-frontal flash of her hair Mary! Pretty Things is a nice mid-skin-career flash of her pretty things.
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Every act-chest in France will take off her clothes for the camera at least once in her career, so predicts the Skinsider. It’s really not much of a prediction, more a fact. It’s certainly true for Océane Mozas, a Latina born in France and briefly naked in Bella Ciao, a romantic drama out on DVD today. The spicy brunette is naked with her man. They’re grooming each other, and in the process viewers get a look at her butt, bush, and boobs as the camera lustfully pans over her body. After watching that you’ll want to groom something in your pants.
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A Feast of Flesh, is there any better way to satisfy your gluttonous lust? If there is the Skinsider hasn’t found it yet, but then I haven’t been looking since I discovered this skinful horror B-movie, out today on DVD. First-time skinster Amy Lynn Best puts her Best breasts forward, flashing a giant pair of meaty mams. Red-hot redhead Zoe Hunter has stalked our fantasies before in Kottentail and returns to offer up her fair-nipped maidens for a bondage and torture scene. Lesley Vernot makes her nude debut in a topless scene that’s a real scream. And Rachelle Williams is another nude making her debut topless. No wonder they call them B-movies.
