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Monica Bellucci for Sale — Full Frontal State — Marina Hands's Lovers — Superbad, Super Hot
December 4, 2007
How Much Do You Love Me? has a novel plot. A guy wins the lottery and then uses his earnings to hire a prostitute from the Parisian red-light district to live with him until his money runs out. Now here’s where it gets into the fantasy realm. That hooker is looker Monica Bellucci, who is a grade above your average streetwalker. But why bother with believability when Monica is showing off her perfect T&A and that T is joined in nakedness by the arousing Farida Rahouadj? You’ve got to be in it to win it, so pick up this DVD today and join the dream.
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What is The Hottest State? For one, it’s a movie, out today on DVD. For another, it’s Catalina Sandino Moreno, who stars in the movie. And when the Skinsider says stars I mean all of her. This beautiful brunette makes her nude debut in this feature directed by Ethan Hawke based on his novel about an actor and songwriter trying to make it in New York. One thing the film makes is whoopee, as Catalina gets fully frontal forty minutes in and then shows her boobs three minutes later. Those breasts come out to play again later, but after that hairy exposure you’ll be too busy cooling off your hottest state.
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It was one of the most notorious books in publishing history, and it didn’t do too badly on the big screen either. Now Lady Chatterley is back and she’s hotter than ever thanks to Marina Hands in the title role. And who wouldn’t want to put all hands on Marina? She was lust obscene in La Fidélité in 2000 but only showed off her small Parisian pair. She ups the ante in your pants within the first eleven minutes of Lady Chatterley by undressing down to her hairy bits and throwing in a flash of butt for good measure. Later we get the boobs again, with more full-frontal nudity—twice! Oh, to be this Lady Chatterley’s lover!
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The theatrical success of Superbad is proof that the raunchy comedy is here to stay. Long may it live! Now Superbad gets the Unrated 2-Disc Extended Edition, out on DVD today, and it’s super great! Sure the movie is funny, but it’s the boobs that are super hot. Porn stars Jenna Haze and Aurora Snow make their mainstream nude debuts as a pair of Vadgetastic Voyage girls. They’re website models who rock a van as they twofer some lucky guy. That’s only nine minutes into the movie, which is good. You can get your boner off and then devote the rest of the film to your funny boner.
