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Skinterview with Sienna Miller — The Banker Makes a Sticky Deposit — Get Big with Big Love — Dirty Dirt
December 11, 2007
Most people don’t like interviews. They get nervous when put on the spot. But the Skinsider can’t think of any man who would turn down an Interview with Sienna Miller. The drama of a washed-up journo and a red-hot soap star, played by Sienna, could be a spoof on our celeb-centric culture, but if that’s what director and star Steve Buscemi had in mind then he made a mistake casting Sienna. She makes the movie a celebration of skin. This young blonde is already a skin vet, with Layer Cake, Alfie, and Factory Girl already behind her. Now, with Interview, out today on DVD, her nude streak continues. You’ll want to take a firm grip on your microphone.
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The Banker, out today on DVD, is the story of a killer. In the movie the madman targets prostitutes, but in reality it’s your semen that will be the true victims of this pants thriller. The three shots to your groin are fired by Karen Russell of Vice Academy infamy, who puts her breast boobs forward. Then there’s a rally by one-time skinster blonde Christina Walker, who gets topless with cash. The fatal shot is from the love gun of porn icon Teri Weigel in a fully nude scene, as if she’d roll any other way. You can take that to the sperm bank!
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The show about bigamy that’ll make you big is aptly entitled Big Love, and with its Complete Second Season on DVD today, you’ll be even bigger. What a lucky schmuck Bill Paxton is, married to Jeanne Tripplehorn, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Chloë Sevigny. You’re even luckier getting to fast-forward through all the marital mayhem to focus in on the marital mams. And it’s not just from that triplex of tramps. There’s Rachel Avery in “Reunion,” where she reunites with her boobs after a shower. In addition, wife Ginnifer gets oral with Paxton, and Chloë flashes her big ass going down on her man in “Kingdom Come.” The king isn’t the only one who’ll come watching this.
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Dirt: The Complete First Season is out today on DVD. Here’s the dirt on Dirt: It’s a post-Friends look at Courteney Cox playing a celebrity tabloid editor who is even more scandalous than the decadent stars she covers in her magazine. That’s a good start, but it gets even better. For the Friends fans out there who always fantasized about their own Tijuana Bible version of the popular sitcom, there’s Courteney and her former costar Jennifer Aniston sharing a les-be-provocative lip lock onscreen. While that’s hot, it’s not skinful. Don’t worry, there’s Laura Allen in an episode entitled “This Is Not Your Father’s Hostage Situation” that will take your pants hostage when she flashes some quick nip and butt in a flashback. Nice back.
