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January 1, 2008
One tin soldier rides away, but he always comes back. Billy Jack has been on DVD many times, but can you ever get enough of Vietnam vet pacifist Tom Laughlin kicking racist ass? Well, the film starring Laughlin’s real-life wife Delores Taylor as the head of the hippie Freedom School is back on DVD today. And those are Delores’s real-life bush and bum while she’s bathing in the creek. All this and it was in a PG-rated film. Those were the ’70s, friends, and while we can’t go back, we can relive them on DVD again and again and again.
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The Skinsider isn’t an anti-intellectual. I love a good documentary, such as Indie Sex, which just so happens to be out on DVD today. The series that ran on IFC is now available uncensored. It’s broken up into three parts: Censored, Teens, and Extremes. Your one part will enjoy it all. The documentary is filled with sex in the movies, from vintage to modern clips, and even serves up some talking heads to offer a pants-cleaning course between skintastic meals. Be sure to keep your eyes (and pants) peeled for Audrey Munson, who plays the model in Inspiration from 1915. She’s a skinspiration to us all.
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Shoot ’Em Up is one of those hybrid movies, part action-adventure-comedy-thriller and all hot thanks to two of filmdom’s sexiest, Monica Bellucci and Ramona Pringle. Monica is a large-breasted Italian pizza ass whose naked toppings are always a mouthwatering teat, while Ramona’s Pringles are a chip off the old block. This may be her nude debut, but like a tempting potato chip, bet she can’t show just one. She does, however, show just one in this, the right one to be precise. Monica flashes the left, so you get a full pair.
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The Tudors: The Complete First Season, out on DVD today, is the kind of costume drama the Skinsider likes breast: the kind without costumes. Set in sixteenth-century England, it proves the good old days were very good. Gabrielle Anwar, Anna Brewster, Natalie Dormer, and Ruta Gedmintas all find explicit ways to keep warm in those drafty castles.
