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Kinky Klimt — Papa Boner Hemingway — Anna Faris Cracks a Smiley Face — Eagle vs Shark, Winner: You
January 8, 2008
Klimt, out today on DVD, is an arty movie . . . literally. It’s about Austrian artist Gustav Klimt, played by noted American weirdo John Malkovich. If you ever went to art school or dated an arty chick then you know Klimt, with his iconic erotic portraits that literally come to life here. His models look even better in flesh and blood, as illustrated by Julie Bräuning, Ariella Hirshfeld, Verena Mundhenke, and Saffron Burrows, though it’s Saffron’s body double, Georgia Reeve, who spices her scenes with three B’s. Speaking of body doubles, Veronica Ferres uses one for her full frontal, even though she has a résumé of hairy bits behind her. Let’s hope this doesn’t mark a skingy trend from the German cutie.
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Is track and field a metaphor for lesbianism? Who can say, but it does offer the setting in which Mariel Hemingway and Patrice Donnelly race into each other’s arms in the classic coming-of-vadge drama Personal Best, out today on DVD. Patrice is a real athlete and has the body to prove it in a fully nude shower scene. Mariel, on the other hand, is an actress probably best known for being the granddaughter of famous suicide scribe Ernest Hemingway. This is her nude debut, though she’d go on to star as tragic Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratten in Star 80 and continue her nude streak up to Fourplay. But here she’s naked for the first time, with a woman, and shows off her bush . . . muff said.
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Women say they love a man with a sense of humor. Well, the attraction goes both ways. Men love a funny girl, and Anna Faris is both quite fair and very funny. The star of the Scary Movie franchise is back again in Smiley Face, out today on DVD. Now, if you think you’ve seen Anna’s ample charms before, specifically her butt in Scary Movie, you’re sadly mistaken. Yes, that was ass, but it wasn’t Anna’s. However, that is about to be corrected with this new comedy that offers up some accidental skin from the comedienne. Her butt crack to be precise, which might be starting at the bottom, but there’s only up to go from there.
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The comedy Eagle vs Shark, out today on DVD, was getting a big push as the next wacky indie comedy. That pitch never connected with the viewing public, which is not that terrible, as it means a quick trip to video where we can all appreciate this underrated flick. Is it funny, well done, engaging? It might be—the Skinsider will have to sit down and actually watch it to answer those questions. One thing I can attest to is that it features some first-time public nudity from blonde Kiwi Loren Horsley. It’s her breast skin to date, if you know what I mean, and you do, perv.
