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January 15, 2008
Everyone knows working in a cube is square, but few have expressed this ennui as sexily as He Was a Quiet Man, out today on DVD. That’s because it features 24 star Elisha Cuthbert’s apparent nude debut. Sadly this is another Captivity. That is, the movie where it also appeared that Elisha finally crossed over the skin border, but in fact it was a body double. The breasts on display in close-up at the 55-minute mark here are obviously not Elisha’s, but they are breasts and they are naked, so there’s no reason to get too upset.
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The world was introduced to that little man from Brooklyn with She’s Gotta Have It, out on DVD today. The movie heralded a new talent in Spike Lee and a nude one in Tracy Camilla Johns, the she of the title. You’ll gotta have Tracy, whose breasts are some of the most bountiful gifts the skinful director has given his audience in his long and dirty career. Her black-and-white topless scenes are a thing of beauty, both in terms of the photography and the model. Sadly the queen from Queens only got naked once more, but at least it was in living color, in New Jack City. You’ll jack off.
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With so much nudity isn’t it time to revisit Good Luck Chuck? Of course it is, especially as Chucked Up! Unrated Version is out today on DVD. Though Jessica Alba is her skingy self, Michelle Andrew, Simone Bailly, Eliza Bayne, Victoria Bidewell, Viviana Dal Cengio, Carrie Fleming, Susan McLellan, Tammy Morris, Elizabeth Schnitzker, Chelan Simmons, Yasmine Vox, Annie Wood, and Kari-Ann Wood are all less modest. Never has humor been so hot.
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Rising Damp: The Movie, out today on DVD, is the theatrical adaptation of the Yorkshire TV series that ran in the UK from 1974 to 1978. It stars the same cast and features the same riotous humor. But even better, it has some nudity from black-haired British babe Carrie Jones. She only exposes her left jug, but it’s her only skin onscreen, so savor it and you’ll rise damp from viewing it.
