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January 29, 2008
Thank you Blue Underground for releasing Cecilia today so that I can finally release after so many years of pent-up anticipation for this DVD. This cinematic gem is the story of the ultimate horny housewife, with the title character played to perv-fection by Muriel Montossé. This French tickler was in only four films, all of which are red hot, but only this one crosses the line into legendary lustfulness. There are other, anonymous, nudes in this picture, but they just pale in comparison to the naughty Muriel, who masturbates, gets full-frontally nude while peeping on a fornicating couple, and, well, will make you want to do yourself. So do.
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It’s early in the year to choose the best title of 2008, but the Skinsider can’t think of one to beat Cloak & Shag Her, out today on DVD. Of course this could only come from the perverted minds of Seduction Cinema, and it naturally features some of its shagadelic sexy talent. Julian Wells plays secret agent April Flowers in 1969, arguably the sexiest year, who travels forward in time to take on Darian Caine, as Dr. Mean. Will April Flowers bring pants showers? Oh, yes, especially with the help of committed nudists C.J. DiMarsico, A.J. Khan, and Ruby Larocca.
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The Skinsider didn’t know there was a Lake Placid 1 and today Lake Placid 2 comes out on DVD. The original must have missed this desk, as star Bridget Fonda never got naked. Thankfully that problem is resolved in this sequel, by three—three hot skinsters: Bulgarian babes VJ Kewl, Yana Marinova, and Zhasmina Toskova. This made-for-TV pants thriller introduces viewers to some young nude things making first skin in this. That is, all except for Zhasmina. The blonde beauty had already appeared naked in Return to House on Haunted Hill, where her hills aren’t haunted, they’re heavenly.
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Remember Y2K, the millennium, when computers were supposed to self-destruct and the world as we knew it would cease to exist? Obviously that never happened, but what did happen took seven years to finally make it to the screen in Millennium Crisis, out today on DVD. The sci-fi picture may pose more questions than it answers, but at least it poses with some nudie cuties. Lindsey Roberts fights off a bad guy with two swords and two exposed tits. Meanwhile a dead Jennifer Gordon Thomas is seen fully nude as her life force is sucked out. Wish she’d suck the Skinsider’s life force.
