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Valerie Perrine's Pros in The AmateursEmma Thompson's FriendsTouch Bridget FondaOne Jug from Eva Mendes
February 12, 2008
The Amateurs, out today on DVD, is the kind of comedy the Skinsider loves, one with naked ladies. Anyone can laugh, but how often do you get to see Valerie Perrine nude? Well, quite often, actually. The hot redhead made her nude debut in the adaptation of Bruce Jay Friedman's theatrical comedy Steambath and then in Slaughterhouse-Five she played a porn star. Valerie was funnyman Lenny Bruce's go-go-dancing sweetheart in Lenny and got her groove on at the YMCA with the Village People in Can't Stop the Music. The old girl is still at it, and so is the Skinsider . . . jerking off, that is.
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Emma Thompson seems to really enjoy being naked. She has a good attitude about letting people see her nude. She claims not to have that perfect centerfold body, but the Skinsider disagrees. In the arthouse comedy Peter's Friends, directed by her then-husband Kenneth Branagh, out today on DVD, Emma does what she does best, gets skinful in the most delightful way. It was only her second time naked before the cameras, but she was already acting like an old pro. That's talent.
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Continuing with our theme of women in skin brings us to Bridget Fonda in Touch, out today on DVD. Who wouldn't want to touch the slinky sex kitten from Hollywood royalty? She's been getting naked since Aria, and who can forget her erotic dancer in Scandal. Touch is a later entry from the act-chest, where she's more sexy than skinful, though she does flash some hot buns. And she's still serving it up, most recently in Kiss of the Dragon. You'll be another satisfied customer.
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Lusty Latina Eva Mendes has been making men sweat since her nude debut in Training Day. Since then she's only teased in Stuck on You, 2 Fast 2 Furious, and Hitch, but those sexy promises are about to be fulfilled with We Own the Night, out today on DVD. The gritty New York City drama opens with Eva on a couch in a very short dress. Nice legs. Then Joaquin Phoenix pulls that dress down and pulls out a right breast. Nice boob. There are also some uncredited actresses topless dancing, but this is Eva's show.
