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Girls Gone Into the Wild — Jessica Alba Wets Her T-Shirt. You Awake Now? — Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny: Halle Berry's Hot Bikini — Smokin' Tweed Is the Stuff of Human Desires
March 4, 2008
Sean Penn won acclaim for directing the fact-based tragic adventure Into the Wild. It's the story of a college graduate (Emile Hirsch) who turns his back on paved roads and indoor heating, and then hitchhikes to Alaska so he can romp free among the polar bears. That's an interesting story to be sure, but much more skin-teresting are the stellar bares he meets along the way. Flame-maned Danish treat Signe Egholm heats up the Wild proceedings with a topless river dip, while a gaggle of gorgeous nudist gals proudly parades their natural charms about while our hero drives by their colony without stopping. To Mr. Skin, that's even dumber than when he boards an abandoned bus in sub-zero temperatures thinking, "I'm too bourgeois-decrying, ruggedly rebellious, and ready-made-for-NPR-interviews to freeze to death!"
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Jonesing for an eyeful of Jessica Alba in the buff? The bad news is that Alba's new fright-flick Awake does not finally make good on the tease of her crack-riding panties in Idle Hands or her damn-near butt-baring bikini bottoms in Into the Blue. The wood news, however, is that four minutes in, the former Dark Angel eyeful gets pulled underwater while wearing a white t-shirt, and her tight garment gets soaked enough for us to catch a delicious glimpse of the dusky areolae underneath. Awake will keep you up.
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Things We Lost in the Fire is a fractured family drama starring Halle Berry as a recently widowed mother who invites her deceased husband's best friend, played by Benicio Del Toro, to live in her home. Sparks fly between the death-spooked duo, which is understandable as A) we are talking about Halle Berry here and B) we are also talking about Halle Berry in a bikini, which happens twenty-nine minutes in as she hops out of a pool and mo(i)st alluringly adjusts her swimsuit bottom. Hit your pause button to keep that Fire burning.
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The world recently witnessed the online leakage of Kiss star Gene Simmons's sex tape, and so, as if to make amends, the demonic bassist's longtime live-in companion Shannon Tweed offers consolation via the new DVD release of her steamiest softcore efforts, Human Desires. Among the other late-night-cable favorites joining Shannon for this heavy-breath-fest are Peggy Trentini, Dawn Ann Billings, and J.J. Mantia. To bare is Human; to turn (on) to Shannon Tweed for the purpose of mentally overriding images of Gene Simmons literally playing Dr. Love-well, that's all Mr. Skin Desires.
