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Keira Gets Sheer-a; You'll Get A-Bone-Ment — Bai Ling Busts Out a Chinese Checker — Love Balloons In the Time of Cholera — Misty Mundae's Naked Muff--Lost and Found
March 18, 2008
At first glance, Best Picture Academy Award nominee Atonement (2007) looks like a stuffy British drama set in the 1930s and—who knows?—it may be just that. What Mr. Skin is absolutely sure of, however, is that star Keira Knightley is absolutely lap liquefying at the six-minute mark, when she emerges from a fountain in a sopping-wet, see-through white dress. Keira's get-up clings so tightly to her flawless frame that, through the soaked garment, we can clearly make out every bump on her sweet nipples and seemingly every hair on her deliciously retro pubic rug.
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From Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly comes the apocalyptic phantasmagoria Southland Tales (2006), featuring a bizarre cast that includes Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Seann William "Stifler" Scott, Mandy Moore, Justin Timberlake, and Sarah Michelle Gellar as a porn star who keeps her clothes on. Making up for Buffy not being in the buff, though, is real-life bisexual Chinese dish Bai Ling, who's top flops open one hour and forty-six minutes in, and out pops her way-more-than-a-mouthful milk spigot. That Ling is all kinds of lickable!
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Recent Best Supporting Actor Oscar winner Javier Bardem (from No Country for Old Men) stars in the Latin-American period piece Love in the Time of Cholera (2007). More skin-portanly, Javier's costars are Hispanic hotties Ana Claudia Talancón, Laura Harring, Marcela Mar, and Giovanna Mezzogiorno, and each one of them gets topless. This is one case of Cholera you'll definitely want to catch.
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Softcore super-siren Misty Mundae left skin cinema several years back, changed her professional moniker to Erin Brown, and fans feared we might never again get to feast our eyes on her mouth-wateringly teeny titlets, perfectly round rump, and/or her fantastically abundant reddish-brown bush. The Lost (2005), an intense horror film adapted from a novel by cult author Jack Ketchum, may be big on scares, but it simultaneously allays the dread of Misty's admirers, as she goes full frontal and bare backal.
