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Kristanna Loken makes us feel good in Painkiller Jane — Sonya Walger naked makes Vice nice — Samantha Morton's sexiness is out of Control — Bridget the Midget gets nude big-time in Wristcutters
March 25, 2008
Terminator 3 temptress Kristanna Loken tackles the title role in the 2007 Sci-Fi Channel show Painkiller Jane, the complete series of which explodes on DVD today. Adapted from a graphic novel, Painkiller Jane showcases Kristanna as a genetically enhanced super-heroine who can instantly recover from any wound. Try not to hurt yourself, however, as Kristanna repeatedly storms about in the skimpiest of get-ups and often peels down to her undies. Her body is so killer, it's painful!
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Buxom Brit beauty Sonya Walger recently made a sex-sational splash Stateside in the 2007 flesh-filled HBO series Tell Me You Love Me. Fans of Sonya's sumptuous mams have an opportunity to ogle Miss Walger's younger whoppers via the DVD release of the UK TV production The Vice: The Complete First Season. Sonya busts out her sumptuous sacks in the 1999 episode titled "Dabbling," and, after you enjoy her unveiling, you'll be dabbing.
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Samantha Morton, another English import of high sensuality and surprisingly hefty hooterage, turns up (and on) near-nude-boobed in the Control, the 2007 biopic of Joy Division's Ian Curtis. Fifty-eight minutes in, Sam bangs a dude while she's clad in a black brassiere that's so tight, her right love balloon nearly pops all the way out of it. To see Miss Morton sportin' no bra at all, check her out in Under the Skin (1997) and Jesus' Son (1999). In the meantime, don't miss Samantha's Control top.
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Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006) is a black comedy for the suicidal set. However, a cameo by three-foot-seven erotic icon Bridget Powers, a.k.a. hardcore porn star Bridget the Midget, provides plenty of reason to live. Fourteen minutes in, bare-bosomed Bridget happens by to light the cigarettes of costars Patrick Fugit and Shea Whigham. It's ironic, because pierced-nippled Bridget is actually the one who's smokin' hot.
