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Artie Lange's Blu Movie — Jack to Cincinnati — Prom Night's Two — Good and Tight
April 1, 2008
Artie Lange is beloved the world over as Howard Stern's radio sidekick and a close, personal, pizza-eating friend of Mr. Skin. The Garden State funnyman's also brought his gargantuan talents to the raunchy softball farce Beer League, which arrives on DVD today in a special Blu-Ray edition. Now you can experience the ping-pong-ball-blasting privates of vintage porn queen Keisha in high-definition. Talk about a home run!
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HBO's mysterious surfer series John From Cincinnati: The Complete First
Season shoots the curl on DVD this week. You may not find any new solutions to the show's cryptic puzzles, but you'll definitely find blonde babe Keala Kennelly bare her right breast in the episode "His Visit - Day Four." Kowabunga!
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With prom season looming, now is a perfect time to reissue the cult horror classic Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) on DVD. A sequel-in-name-only to the original Jamie Lee Curtis slasher hit Prom Night (1980), the supernatural spooker Hello Mary Lou improves on the original in full-frontal fashion. At the one-hour, five-minute mark, flaxen vixen Wendy Lyon walks through a high-school hallway pert-boobs-and-blonde-pubes first. Well, hello, hairy you!
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The Good Night (2007) features Gwyneth Paltrow, Penelope Cruz, and Danny DeVito, but the real star power on display in this new release emanates from sensuous Sonia Doubell. During a strip-club lap-dance scene, this brunette hardbody flashes delectably hard nipples. Sonia will give you a bonia.
