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Charlie Wilson's Score — Diving Belles — Romulus Will Cream Us — The Breasts in Space
April 29, 2008
Tom Hanks stars as the titular U.S. senator in the fact-based comedic drama Charlie Wilson's War (2007). As our man in Washington fights the good fight against Soviet aggression in Afghanistan circa 1980, he rewards himself with pleasures of the flesh in the form of topless governmental groupies Hilary Angelo and Cyia Batten. Those Capitol Domes turn up (and on) just three minutes into this War and make for quite a powerful pair of fili-bust-ers!
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The Diving Bell and the Butterfly is the latest effort by acclaimed art-film director Julian Schnabel. It's a biopic of Elle magazine editor Jean-Dominique Bauby (Mathieu Amalric), who, after a paralyzing accident, communicates in code, using only his left eyelid. Don't feel too bad for our hero though, because his sight works just fine and he gets to enjoy top-flight toplessness from French dishes Marina Hands, Marie Meyer, and Agathe de La Fontaine. Those towering eyefuls are certain to butter your fly.
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Run, Lola, Run siren Franka Potente-who also hit it big in Hollywood opposite Matt Damon in the Bourne thrillers-returns to her dramatic roots as a depressed wife in 1961 Australia in Romulus, My Father. Eleven minutes in, Franka loses her shirt and gives you to a couple of excellent, naked reasons to spank-a.
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The noble sexploitation archaeologists at Severin Films [http://www.severin-films.com] have struck gold again . . . by looking to the skies. The Beast in Space chronicles skinternational sexbomb Sirpa Lane as a Star Fleet officer plagued by recurring dreams of an erotically menacing (but also exciting), fur-covered man-beast. When her crew lands on a planet in search of a mineral, she recognizes the terrain from her nightmares, and the sexy, scary, skin-sational fun begins. Sirpa and her female costars go all out in this uncut edition, making The Beast in Space an onslaught of orbital orgasms not to be missed.
