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Catherine the Nude — Hard Ballad — Zapped! in the Lap — Seduction Cinema doubles the Skinema
June 10, 2008
Lions Gate's Catherine Deneuve: Five Film Collection is a sumptuous salute to one of France's most ferociously erotic exports. Three of the movies feature blonde Catherine baring her famous sex-goddess flesh: Le Sauvage (1975), Le Choc (1982), and Fort Saganne (1984). The last of these includes scintillating nip from eighteen-year-old Sophie Marceau. That's a lot of first-class French wench for your self-banging buck.
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The Japanese drama The Ballad of Narayama took home the grand prize at the 1983 Cannes Film Festival, and, now that it's finally on DVD, you can award this nineteenth-century-set period piece with your own gland prize. Junko Takada and Aki Takejo lead a naked parade of Asian sensations that will have you clutching your chopstick and beaming: "Miso horny!"
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A true meisterwurk in the teen-sex-comedy canon, Zapped! (1982) not only united the immortal comedy team of Scot Baio and Willie "Bibleman" Aames, it endures as one of the most brilliantly hilarious exercises in stupidity ever captured on film. It also showcases the naked knockers of D-cupped B-queen Jewel Shepard, as well as Heather Thomas's body double. Catch Zapped! now on a new "Totally Awesome '80s" double-feature DVD release along with the very funny, but infuriatingly nudity-free, Making the Grade (1984).
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Another one-two stroke hitting DVD is a double feature from our friends at Seduction Cinema that pairs The Erotic Rites of Countess Dracula (2001) and Mummy's Kiss (2002). There's no Misty Mundae, but the chills, thrills, and sticky spills keep coming courtesy of other Seduction sirens that include Brick Randall, Sasha Perlato, Regina Russell, and April Flowers-all nude, all lezzing it up, and all loving it. Just like you (except for the lez part, most likely)!
