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July 1, 2008
Usually skingy '90s waif Winona Ryder stars as a vigilante named Death Nell who avenges victims of sex crimes and sets her sights on star Simon Baker in the dark comedy Sex & Death 101 (2007). As part of the curriculum, we get a look at Winona's left whopper as she rolls around in bed with her dude. That will have you matriculating in no time!
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The 1987 anthology Aria features ten films set to operatic music directed by ten famous directors, including Jean-Luc Godard, Robert Altman, and Ken Russell. It's also a symphony of skin, featuring the chest-o sopranos and baritone bottoms of Elizabeth Hurley and Bridget Fonda. If ever you needed a reason to bone up on classical music, this is it!
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Toto muse Rosanna Arquette holds the line in the 1983 John Sayles movie Baby It's You. Set in late 1960s-era New Jersey, the film follows the romance between Rosanna and her high-school sweetheart, Vincent Spano. But things can't end well with one star-crossed lover destined for all-female college and the other for a career as a Frank Sinatra impersonator. You'll be pulling your pal joey as Rosanna pulls out her chair-mams of the board when Vincent slips her his spam-o.
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The reincarnated rack of Shirley MacLaine lends some brightness to the bleak New York drama Desperate Characters (1971), based on novel by Paula Fox (Courtney Love's grandmother!). As the wife of a lawyer (Kenneth Mars) whose life is going down the toilet, Shirley reluctantly lets some legal eagle fondle her beagles in a topless scene. The Skinsider does not object!
